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Manny Ramirez Screwed Himself

2009-01-17T19:06:00.003-05:00

Ok so I don't often talk sports here despite the fact I'm a huge fan. Manny Ramirez, one of the most feared sluggers in the game, and probably one of the most eccentric personalities baseball has ever seen may have screwed himself worse than any major leaguer in history.

He told friends he wanted to make 25 million a year for six seasons, which may have been a farsighted of him. Ramirez is 36, which is already the back end of the prime of his career, who knows how good of a player he will be when he's 42, not a 25 million dollar man at least. So what happens when he gets a more then fair offer of 2 years 46 million from LA? He turns it down and laughs.

The Yankees were his next suitor, but his douche bag agent Scott Boras wouldn't sign him up for the Yankees three year deal, and they signed Mark Teixera, a much younger, power hitter, who's still well in his prime.

Other teams interested? San Fransisco (not enough money), Washington Nationals (not prestigious enough), The Mets (are done with Boras). So where does that leave Manny for now? Sitting on his ass doing absolutely nothing, and loving it.

Ouch of the Day

2009-01-17T15:23:00.002-05:00

This is why white people should leave basketball to the professionals.

Coming Back

2009-01-16T23:27:00.002-05:00

I'm bored enough to start this back up. I know no one is checking this besides me, so....stay tuned inner self.

Ouch of the Day

2008-04-14T15:55:00.002-04:00

When you're superior officer tells you to do something, don't talk back. Apparently this jackhole was never taught that lesson...until now.

Late Night Cartoon Network

2008-04-12T00:31:00.002-04:00

So this is what my life has become. Prior to starting my current job with Nabisco I stayed up to all hours of the night doing whatever, but since I've had to start waking up at 7am or 8am 4 days a week, with working valet friday and saturday nights, I've gone from going to bed at 3 or 4 every morning to barely making it past midnight.

Well I've made it past midnight, just barely, and I've realized I love Cartoon Network after Family Guy and Robot Chicken. Metalacolypse is awesome, and they have a CD...which is pretty fun, and metalicious. Now Boondocks is on, and despite it's anime inspired art work, this show totally kicks ass, and Riley is the man. Ok well, I'm gonna head off to sleep...or at least watch Boondocks and try and continue to spam someone on facebook. Peace

Ouch of the Day

2008-04-12T00:20:00.001-04:00

This is what you get when you try and steal candy from little kids with A.D.D.

Firefox Jacked Their Logo from Space?

2008-04-11T23:57:00.001-04:00

A star went super nova in 2002 and the hubble space telecope got a picture of it...normally, who cares right? But this super nova looks almost exactly like our beloved firefox logo, check it.

Radiation? No Problem.

2008-04-11T12:12:00.003-04:00

Spill a barrel of toxic waste in your front yard? Fall in to a puddle of nuclear waste that movies have led you to believe occupy every landfill? No problem. A drug was unveiled today that protects against the effects of radiation. We all know what this means; we are now one step away from the eradication of super heroes as we know it.

Here's a link to the article.

RIP Hulk

Rape is Like Being Force-Fed Cake

2008-04-10T21:47:00.003-04:00

According to an official in the UK, rape is like being force-fed chocolate cake. I know we have all said at least once in our lives that you can't rape the willing, but this guy got fired for it. I like the saying, and I'll probably use it at some point in the future, but the pussification of the modern world continues. When a guy can't talk abut whats on his mind on his blog without worrying about losing his job....I don't know what to think.

Here's a link to the story if you're interested.

Ouch of the Day

2008-04-10T21:38:00.002-04:00

I don't know why these kids are jumping off a ramp into a bunch of trash cans; I mean I guess they're too poor to afford...well anything, but it's nice to see this little kid get romped in the face.

WNBA Draft was today...

2008-04-09T23:58:00.003-04:00

and really, who cares? I challenge anyone to name five WNBA players off the top of their heads. I don't think you can, and frankly I don't think you care enough to prove me wrong. I think that chick who can dunk from Tennessee was taken first overall. They say they play better all-around basketball then men do, but who comes to a game to see fundamentals? We all know we go to see Vincanity dunk over 7'2'' frenchmen.

Yahoo! Down the Shitter

2008-04-09T23:50:00.004-04:00

Everyone's favorite search site is going down the shitter apparently. Microsoft is trying to take them over, and might turn to google for help. I mean shit, Microsoft is going to own the world soon at this rate. Here's a link to the story if you're interested in reading about it.

What a Babe: Kim Kardashian

2008-04-09T23:29:00.002-04:00

Kim Kardashian is famous for having a big ass and sex tape. Having made no other contributions to society, it seems pretty logical that she would get her very own reality show on E!. She's also engaged to Saints running back Reggie Bush...their nickname? Bush and Tush...pretty gay, but she's super hot.

Ouch of the Day

2008-04-09T23:24:00.001-04:00

This dude takes a 100 MPH line drive off the side of the head. I don't know how the hell he didn't have his skull bashed in, but that ball fuckin flies off his head.